Jimmy- Wow, Jimmy has turned into a thug. Not that that is uncool... it's just that he is Canadian... but oh well I still love Jimmy and always will. Now Jimmy and Hazel?? I'm just not sure...
Spinner- Ah, the love of Degrassi. I watch this show partially because of Spinner. YOU ARE ONE HOT CANADIAN AND I LOVE YOU! Now, just take some more showers and stop dating Paige and start dating me! (But I still like the whole Spinner and Paige thing!)
Paige- The bitch of Degrassi! What would the show be without her? I love her and that is all.
Hazel- Yeah, you're not really a major character, you're just kinda Paige's shadow...
Terry- Yes, the one with the abusive boyfriend... well what can you do! I love Terry even though she is kind of stupid when it comes to Rick... my god GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! HE IS ABUSING YOU! Ok sorry.
Rick- YOU SUCK MAJOR I HOPE SPINNER WHOOPS YOUR ASS.
Ashley- Well, I do feel sorry for you because Craig cheated on you... BUT FORGIVE HIM ALREADY!
Craig- Yes, the hot one. Craig is the pimp of the show and I love him. But really... Manny? The slut 9th grader... dear dear what has gone wrong in your mind?
Ellie- You should be on the show more often! ROCK ON ELLIE AND SEAN!
Marco- Oh my oh my! Marco, Marco! When will you realize you really DO love Spinner? J/k... I like your Itallion Stallion shirt.
J.T- I LOVE J.T WITH A PASSION! OH MY! YOU ARE SO HOT! Ok... that is all.
Toby- Ew, you're not really cool and you're not hot... actually you're kind of a computer freak... but all's good because you are best friends with J.T!
Manny- You're a slut and I kind of hate you for kind of likeing J.T...
Emma- Your skinninest disgusts me... Sean doesn't deserve you and nethier does Chris! SO STOP!
Sean- Please wax your eyebrows. Thank you.
Kendra- Yeah.. I don't really like you and what ever did happen to you??
Liberty- Yeah... no. STOP LIKING J.T AND NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE THE RANDOM BLACK GUY!
Chris- You are cool. You and Jimmy should hook up and be thugs.
Dylan- Too bad you are gay, because you are hot.
If there is any character that I forgot... I am deeply sorry.